I have extra water, both potable and non-potable. I have a full propane tank in reserve for the BBQ, in addition to the 2/3 full one that's on. I have food*, first aid kits, bleach, wood for the wood stove, batteries and flash lights. I have fuel for the chain saw, and a spare chain. I have board games, reading material, candles and lanterns; a selection of fine cheeses and chocolate for folks who might arrive seeking shelter; red and white in the cellar, and a selection of fine spirits (please bring your own mix). Clean sheets for the guest beds and the air mattresses. I have cash on hand. Knives and swords are cleaned and sharpened; firearms are cleaned, and ammo well stocked.

Wildand fire boots at the ready for the smarty pants who made this observation:
Of course, I pretty much always have all of that. So in other words, its a typical day here ...
*Vegan guest may be required to fend for themselves in the food department.
