I carry a bit of extra weight. I like food, I admit it.
Unfortunately, none of the extra weight is on my butt.
Although well endowed up top, genetics and years of martial arts have left me with flat, boyish hips and a flat butt. The booty issue has been reinforced a few times lately.
I mentioned earlier the shopping trip to Old Navy, and the lack of booty lifting that occurred when I tried on their much touted booty-lifting jeans. And TW's crack that they needed at least a base to work with, I couldn't expect miracles.
I bar tended last night. I also desperately need to do laundry. Instead of my usual black jeans, I ended up bar tending in a pair of black dress pants.
The bar tender I replaced stayed for a drink or 2, and to listen to the Karaoke. She kept telling me to hike up my pants at the back - they were slipping down, ruining the line of the waist band, and making my butt baggy looking. Sigh. She actually said my butt was flat.
A couple of folks (ladies) sitting at the bar picked up on it, and all I heard for the rest of the night was the fact that I have "no ass". One of the ladies (who I had never met before, and had a laugh like Fran Dreschler, bless her soul) told me I was "Pretty enough to get away with it, but (you) really have no ass". The man with them wisely kept his mouth closed, and just drank his rye & ginger.
No not only is this a problem because it makes my pants fit funny, and cause me discomfort when I sit on hard surfaces, but it is a negative to me when I belly dance as well. I have posted before about the need for some voluptua on a dancer. Especially with "hard" moves, when you come to a hard stop on a hip lock for example, you need some jiggle at the end of the move, to make the embelishments on your costume dance. You also get a much nicer look from rounded hips, and a rounder bum.
So I was back in the gym today. Tring to create some booty. Baby needs some back. I see a lot of squats in my future ....
Wish me luck on my quest.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
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Having one ass to worry about is enough without having to worry about you own. I dare say there is no man gonna walk away from you because there is no junk in your trunk. And we all have things about ourselves we would like to change, but I prefer the whole package, not just a part of it. Shoot, you can sit on me anytime ya want.
ReplyDeleteI've got 'Injunass' bad enough that pants which fit perfect at the hips...fall down. With my belly.... I need a mirror to observe my 'weapon'. Sex is a great thing when it isn't obsessed over...in either lack or abundance. There are many men I/'ve know/n who have/had all manner of 'Barbiedolls'. Most will tire of them sooner or later. It is what is on top of the shoulders, rather than between or below them,that gives love....and that is what a 'real' man wants.
ReplyDeleteWV..was 'maness' believe it or not